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Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?

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Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

headswillrollbaby:

Chuck Palahniuk.


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headswillrollbaby:

Chuck Palahniuk.

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jenngofett:

HIS FACE IN THE LAST GIF AFTER HE SAYS IT

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Nicki Minaj for Dummies:
Nicki Minaj = The main stage persona of the musical artist that typically wears crazy clothing and has some type of crazy hair. A colorful princess-like diva. The persona most heard on any given Nicki Minaj album and seen in public.
Roman Zolanski = Roman is present on Nicki Minaj albums and is unleashed when Nicki is overcome with anger; he is the alter-ego of Nicki who is a gay male-demon that lives inside of Nicki who Nicki claims to be her twin. He requires psychoactive medication but it is unclear if he ever takes it. No relation to Roman Polanski.
Onika Maraj = The actual name and personality of Nicki Minaj. If you ever see Nicki Minaj wearing normal clothing or acting like a typical person you are probably seeing Onika. Onika’s presence on albums is vague, but is thought to also appear within her music. Born in Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago. She moved to the New York borough of Queens when she was five.

Nicki Minaj for Dummies:

Nicki Minaj = The main stage persona of the musical artist that typically wears crazy clothing and has some type of crazy hair. A colorful princess-like diva. The persona most heard on any given Nicki Minaj album and seen in public.

Roman Zolanski = Roman is present on Nicki Minaj albums and is unleashed when Nicki is overcome with anger; he is the alter-ego of Nicki who is a gay male-demon that lives inside of Nicki who Nicki claims to be her twin. He requires psychoactive medication but it is unclear if he ever takes it. No relation to Roman Polanski.

Onika Maraj = The actual name and personality of Nicki Minaj. If you ever see Nicki Minaj wearing normal clothing or acting like a typical person you are probably seeing Onika. Onika’s presence on albums is vague, but is thought to also appear within her music. Born in Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago. She moved to the New York borough of Queens when she was five.

"Dancing to Rihanna “We Found Love” like a gay man and lovin it! Hahaha having fun!!"

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catchyuniquename:

i want to make this a secret handshake with 4 of my friends…

catchyuniquename:

i want to make this a secret handshake with 4 of my friends…

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A month later…

… and I still haven’t posted shit. I suck at Tumblr!

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UPDATE ALERT

Sorry for not having updated in pretty much forever. I’m working on getting my life and shit together. I’m 25! Time for some fucking direction. If I create something any time soon I’ll be sure to share it with you all: PROMISE. I imagine it would probably be writing though, so get ready to scroll past some text if you’re not into reading.

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Meet Jade. She killed herself three days after making this video.. Teenage suicide accounts for 31,000 suicides a year in the U.S, making it the 3rd leading cause of suicide. Worldwide, nearly one million people commit suicide every year.. more than those murdered or killed in war. Think before you say something hurtful to someone else. It may look like they’re okay, but they’re not. Words are more powerful than you think. Repost this not just for Jade, but for every teenager who is going through what she went through. You can help save a life. And wasn’t she just gorgeous?

This video made me cry, i think everyone should learn from this</3 R.I.P Jade 

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barackobama:

guardian:

Photograph: Brian J. Clark/AP
 Two women share historic kiss at US Navy ship’s return 
For the first time since the repeal of ‘don’t ask, don’t tell,’ a same sex couple takes part in a traditional public embrace.

President Obama signed the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” into law one year ago today.

barackobama:

guardian:

Photograph: Brian J. Clark/AP

Two women share historic kiss at US Navy ship’s return
For the first time since the repeal of ‘don’t ask, don’t tell,’ a same sex couple takes part in a traditional public embrace.

President Obama signed the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” into law one year ago today.